Rolling Thunder (1977)

It will take you by storm!

Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki (1991)

Oh yeah!

Valkyrie (2008)

Dieser Film ist ein Sieger.

A Christmas Story (1983)

Be sure to never shoot your eye out so you're lucky enough to watch this every Christmas.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

Ease your curiosity and go see it.

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Still beautiful after all these years.

Great World of Sound (2007)

A great piece of cinema.

Meatball Machine (2005)

This meat is bloody, rare, and delicious.

House on the Edge of the Park (1980)

Watch out for this huge pile of dog shit when taking a stroll through the park.

Darkon (2006)

Dozens of grown men and women bashing each other with fake swords...simply incredible.

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

This one hits the jackpot!

Death Race (2008)

Race to the store for your copy today!

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

So creepy you'll pinch yourself!

For Your Height Only (1981)

You must be at least this height to totally kick ass!

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

After watching this one, we can only hope this franchise stays dead and buried.

Transsiberian (2008)

The train runs well enough, but the track needs some repairs.

Son of Rambow (2007)

The apple falls far from the tree.

300 (2007)

THIS...IS...a decent movie.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Totally non-heinous!

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

You're dreaming if you think this is the best sequel.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

A dream come true.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

So much fun you'll think you're dreaming.

Tremors (1990)

It makes me feel a tremor in my pants.

The Substitute (2008)

Accept no substitutes!

Alien 3 (1992)

Third time is not a charm.

Aliens (1986)

Let this one cross the border!

Pieces (1982)

A great piece of B-movie horror.

Click (2006)

"That's the worst movie I've ever seen."

- my Dad

Let the Right One In (2008)

You'll make the right choice by watching it.

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Leaves you with feelings you won't soon forget.

Firestarter (1984)

Burning hot fun!

The Lion King (1994)

All Hail the King!

Firestorm (1998)

Batten down the hatches!

Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003)

Khan't beat it!

No Man's Land: Rise of the Reeker (2008)

No Man's Movie

- thanks to Chunks

P2 (2007)

Warning: Tow Away Zone

Hour of the Wolf (1968)

I'd rather be mauled by a wolf than watch this again.

- in partnership with Chunks.

Popcorn (1991)

Burnt as shit.

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Nothing's bogus about this journey!

Dark Floors (2008)

Get ready to be floored.

The Faculty (1998)

No need for extra credit...this one earns an A+

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

A bear necessity!

Terror Train (1980)

All Aboard!!!

Mannaja: A Man Called Blade (1977)

Stab this one into your DVD player!

Dance of the Dead (2008)

Move over Thriller!

Alucard (2003)

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The Being (1984)

Thanks for being awesome.

Creatures from the Abyss (1994)

Crap from the Ass.

Quarantine (2008)

A good time with only minor infection.

Death Sentence (2007)

It really brings home the Bacon!