The Burning (1981)

You'll burn with anticipation as you watch the Plague from Hackers and George from Seinfeld battle Cropsy the killer janitor in this well done underrated slasher!

The Undying Monster (1942)

Although the last ten minutes are filled with some quality werewolf action, the rest of this film will cause most viewers to die from boredom.  

Mars Attacks! (1996)

It's not unusual to enjoy this campy sci-fi romp!

My Blueberry Nights (2007)

You'll be wishing you had more than just one slice of this tasty treat.

Cobra (1986)

Good luck getting Cobra's excellent 80s venom out of your veins!

Rough Air (2001)

Watch Eric Roberts get rough in this high altitude thriller.

They Call Her One Eye (1974)

Your eyes won't believe how great this revenge classic really is!

Jumper (2008)

Be sure to jump over this huge steaming pile of donkey vomit.

Hercules in the Haunted World (1961)

You'll feel like you're being blessed by Zeus himself when you watch this Mario Bava classic!

Waiting for Guffman (1996)

You won't wait long until you start laughing!

Starship Troopers 3 (2008)

These bugs made their new nest in a big pile of shit.

Krull (1983)

A krull of a good time!

The Hunger (1983)

It will leave you starving for a good movie.

Never Back Down (2008)

Never Back Down never disappoints!

The Dark Knight (2008)

Don't be left out in the dark...go see this knight kick ass!

Doomsday (2008)

You're doomed if you expect to see a good movie.  

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Oh Boy, one Hell of a movie!

Hancock

"This movie made me feel worse than the horse fucking movie."

- David