Hamlet 2 (2008)

Better than the original!

A Boy and His Dog (1975)

Sink your K9s into this treat!

Bay of Blood (1971)

Sail by the bay just to catch the ending...then leave quick before the rest of the junk clogs your motor.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (2004)

This movie sucks.

Prom Night (2008)

Ditch your date and go do something fun instead.

Dragonslayer (1981)

This dragon guards a great treasure.

The Lodger (1944)

Lodgendary.

Step Up 2: The Streets (2008)

Don't hate it cuz its dope.

Mirrors (2008)

Smashing this mirror is worth the seven years of bad luck.

Hawk: The Slayer (1980)

This fantasy soars high above the competition.

24 Hour Party People (2002)

This party never stops!

Only the Lonely (1991)

Treat yourself to a piece of this sweet Candy.

Watching the Detectives (2007)

If you rent this you'll be watching a good movie.  

Sleuth (2007)

You don't have to be a master sleuth to figure out that this movie is horrible.

Imaginationland the Movie (2008)

I can't imagine anything being better than this.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Stop klowning around and watch this klassic.

Rogue (2008)

Sink your teeth into this outrogueous thriller!

Addams Family Values (1993)

You'll value this ghoulishly good time!

The Seventh Seal (1957)

This bizarre, engrossing movie really seals the deal.

Midnight Meat Train (2008)

Take the bus instead.

Blood and Black Lace (1964)

Blood and Black Lace will put a smile on any horror lover's face!

The Ruins (2008)

This film will ruin your day.

The Fury (1978)

You'll be furious if you miss this early Brian De Palma telepathic goldmine.

The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

I wanted to believe it was going to be good.

Batman & Robin (1997)

Alfred's brain algorithms say: this bat-bomb leaves any chance of a good time out in the cold.

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)

Khan it get any better than this?