The Being (1984)

Thanks for being awesome.

Creatures from the Abyss (1994)

Crap from the Ass.

Quarantine (2008)

A good time with only minor infection.

Death Sentence (2007)

It really brings home the Bacon!

To Rudy...Rest in Peace

1927-2008
The world just got a lot less funky.

C.H.U.D. (1984)

C.R.A.P.

The Dark (1979)

Let The Dark light up your night!

Teen Witch (1989)

Simply Bewitching.

Is it just me or...?

Has anyone else noticed that DVD covers are all starting to look the same?  This caught my attention at work today.  I guess this is the new look...

Wrestlemaniac (2006)

You will wish you had worn a mask...with no eye holes.

- thanks Chunks

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

The only fantastic part was when it finally ended.

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007)

The Poop: The Shit is Smelling

1990: Bronx Warriors (1982)

Your chests will burst with excitement.  Reallllly...

- inspired by Bank

Kiss of Death (1995)

Keep a few breath mints handy.

Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Have The Key (1972)

You won't be sad if you lose the key.

2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)

Dolemite has finally found some competition.