Ghostbusters (1984)

Bustin' will make you feel good!

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

Though I haven't seen Mamma Mia!, it is probably better than this mess.

The Wrestler (2008)

Rent a copy of an old WWF Royal Rumble instead.

Boss (1975)

Fred Williamson lets you know who's boss in this exploitation western piece!

Man On Wire (2008)

This documentary perfectly balances everything that makes a great movie.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Though its security is lax, this movie still offers a few good laughs.

Wizard People, Dear Reader (2004)

Anyone remotely interested (or not) in Harry Potter should see this, if for no other reason than to become acquainted with Ronnie the Bear.

Defiance (2008)

It defies reason why they made another movie like this.

My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

Don't be mine.

Deep Rising (1998)

This one floats to the top!

The Quiet Earth (1985)

This unknown science fiction masterpiece has a lot to say for itself.

Gran Torino (2008)

A new American classic.

The Unborn (2009)

Unwatchable.

The Gore Gore Girls (1972)

The Bore Bore Girls.

Chicago (2002)

It is a town worth visiting for a little bit.

Funny Games (2007)

Its like puking on a big pile of shit.

Crank (2006)

Crank it up!

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)

These leftovers have become quite stale.

The Burbs (1989)

I can't wait to live there!

Happy 2009!

The year 2008 was filled with some good, some bad, and some really horrible movies. But the most important thing is that it was very fun reviewing them all for you. Thanks for the readership everyone and I hope these one liners continue to entertain for years to come.

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2008)

It will make you hate movies.

Alien Raiders (2008)

It is out of this world.

Note - The above picture has nothing to do with this movie, it was just one of the funniest pictures that came up when I did an image search for the title. I may make this a common practice for a while.