Synecdoche, New York (2008)

What the hell did I just watch for the last two hours?

Flash Gordon (1980)

A fun flashback to the great sci-fi of yesterday!

Twins (1988)

Pick something else to watch on the double!

Ashes of Time Redux (2008)

Time will remember this as one of the best Hong Kong epics ever.

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

This excellent action assault features a scene where Ja Rule and John Leguizamo are both shot in the head.

Knowing (2009)

I should've known it would suck.

The Natural (1984)

A spectacular grand slam of a film.

Ghost Town (2008)

Who knew that death would be this funny?

The Room (2003)

Every other bad movie has to make room for the new king.

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

You. Like. Hulk.

The Fifth Element (1997)

Kicks multi-ass!

The Last House on the Left (2009)

Don't be left out...go see it!

Smiley Face (2007)

You'll be :) the whole time.

Asoka (2001)

I khan't believe it was that good!

The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Don't watch Zone alone!

Boxcar Bertha (1972)

A young Martin Scorsese thinks outside the box with Bertha, an exploitation film of true passion and energy.

Gutterballs (2008)

Everyone involved in making this picture should be killed by a rainstorm of bowling balls.

Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Punisher really punishes the competition with one of the goriest action movies in recent memory!

What Just Happened? (2008)

You'll be glad it happened to you!

Phantoms (1998)

It will haunt you...in a bad way.

Watchmen (2009)

You'll be glad that you watched it.

Appleseed (2004)

Good right down to the core.

Rawhead Rex (1986)

Rex was definitely ahead of its time!

Die Hard (1988)

Its hard not to love!