Dune (1984)

And how can it be that this movie is so good? For it has the Kwisatz Haderach!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

A Siriusly fun time!

Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

Boring and Shitty

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

A power plant of laughs!

Green Lantern: First Flight (2009)

Light Up Your Night!

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Harry Potter and the Half-Good Movie.

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

It gives good head.

The Thing (1982)

A thing of beauty.

Amistad (1997)

Amimpressed

Glory (1989)

A glorious achievement.

The Sasquatch Gang (2006)

Join it!

Boy Eats Girl (2005)

A delicious little treat.

Public Enemies (2009)

Be diligent about seeing it, you won't feel robbed.

Pontypool (2008)

Dive right in.

Jaws (1975)

Totally Jawsome!