The Final Destination (2009)

The destination for a gory good time!

Halloween 2 (2009)

Pointless. Dumb. Awful.

Psycho (1998)

You'll go crazy for this inspired remake.

We Are Wizards (2008)

A magical time.

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

A glorieus acheevement!

Double Team (1997)

A full court press of awesome!

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

A total assault of the senses!

12 Rounds (2009)

Even one round is too long to spend with this piece of shit.

Psycho (1960)

A crazy fun time!

Song of the South (1946)

It'll have you singing all day long!

Pulp Fiction (1994)

As good as a royale with cheese!

Waxwork (1988)

Waxwork really works!

Harper's Island (2009)

It is like watching a mediocre horror movie that is 13 hours long.

The Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)

Shoot the messenger.

Laid To Rest (2009)

Please bury this piece of shit deep so no one ever has to see it again.

Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

If you're interested in seeing a shark getting decapitated by a chainsaw, then this is the one for you.