Ninja Assassin (2009)

Ninja Asinine.

Night of the Demons (1988)

Night of the Dreadful Boredom.

Body of Lies (2008)

I'm not going to lie, it was pretty damn good.

Glen Or Genda (1953)

Besides Bela Lugosi's parts, I Woodn't recommend it.

Judge Dredd (1995)

The verdict is in: Awesome!

The Specialist (1994)

Special.

Up (2009)

An uplifting adventure!

Baghead (2008)

A head above the rest.

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Me so solly its over!

Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

Confucius say: Be sure to show up to showdown!

Whip It (2009)

Whip It Good!

G.I. Joe (2009)

G.I. Whoa!

Awakenings (1990)

An appealing and heartwarming wake-up call for drama fans.

Crips and Bloods: Made in America (2008)

These gangstas ain't bangin'.

Silver Bullet (1985)

Hits the spot!

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)

A crazy 80's dance movie that breaks all the rules.