True Grit (1969)

A solid western, but rather for-grit-able.

Strictly Ballroom (1992)

You're gonna have a Ball with it!

Tron (1982)

A sci-fi classic that doesn't byte.

Paycheck (2003)

Pay no attention to it.

Gremlins (1984)

Mogwai aren't you watching it right now?

Jack Frost (1996)

If you think this movie sucks, then you don't know Jack!

Black Swan (2010)

This is swan of the year's best.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

Spellbinding.

Honkytonk Man (1982)

Hits all the right notes.

Shrek Forever After (2010)

It's a Shrek-cess!

Night of the Demons (2010)

A Night to regret.

127 Hours (2010)

Hands off, haters!

I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang (1932)

It will chainge your life.

Going the Distance (2010)

You're Going to like it.

La Femme Nikita (1990)

Cool Hand Luc gives us another winner!

Eclipse (2010)

Try to avoid looking directly at it.

The Kids Are All Right (2010)

This one's all right with me.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

A Dolly Good Time!

Play Misty For Me (1971)

Play Misty For Me...Again!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Love it, you will.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One (2010)

I enjoyed Hall of it.

Ip Man (2008)

Just Do Ip.

Winter's Bone (2009)

Even the fantastic acting and camera work can't stop Winter's Bone from becoming a Winter's Bore.

Mardi Gras: Made in China (2005)

It Made a powerful impression on me.

Stop Loss (2008)

Choosing not to watch it is your loss.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Don't Mis it.

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

Whoever made this knows how to make a good movie!

Rest Stop (2006)

If you ever find yourself watching this...STOP.

From Beyond (1986)

Eye-popping entertainment.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

Stop cloning around and watch it.

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

If you're looking for a good Batman feature, the Red Hood ain't no joke!

Easy A (2010)

Easy C-

Feeding Grounds (2006)

Every copy of this DVD should be buried deep in the ground.

Saw II (2005)

I highly regret that I ever saw it.

Graduation Day (1981)

Ungradifying.

Deadline (2009)

Don't rush to see it.

Troll 2 (1990)

Uncontrollable fun!

The Messenger (2009)

So good you'll pop a Woody.

Fiend Without A Face (1958)

Movie Without Anything Good

True Nature (2010)

Truly Impressive.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

Prince of Persia: A Waste of Time

Matinee (1993)

This Matinee is enjoyable at any time of the day!

Cargo (2009)

Cargo is a hull of a good time!

Let Me In (2010)

In-tertaining!

Buchanan Rides Alone (1958)

Alone is in the Zone!

Babysitter Wanted (2008)

Gave me the exact mixture of gore and scares that I wanted.

Sharktopus (2010)

Sucktopus.

Devil (2010)

A devilishly fun time.

Manufactured Landscapes (2006)

These wide angles will leave your eyes wide open.

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

I hope the afterlife is as fun as this.