Babysitter Wanted (2008)

Gave me the exact mixture of gore and scares that I wanted.

Sharktopus (2010)

Sucktopus.

Devil (2010)

A devilishly fun time.

Manufactured Landscapes (2006)

These wide angles will leave your eyes wide open.

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

I hope the afterlife is as fun as this.

Comanche Station (1960)

Senstational!

The Town (2010)

You need to get down with The Town!

Burning Bright (2010)

A bright idea, though not purrfectly executed.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)

A Real Drag.

Dracula (1931)

Bela Lu-go-see it!

Frequency (2000)

Frequency is worth frequent viewings.

Machete (2010)

Machete is sharp on the action but dulled by a preachy political message.

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

It Burts so Good!

Headless Horseman (2007)

This hollow excuse of a movie will leave you feeling bored and sleepy.

The Expendables (2010)

The Expendables is Expendellent.

The Tall T (1957)

T-rrific!