Death Rides A Horse (1967)

An unbe-Lee-vably good western!

Django Unchained (2012)

Tarantino's new movie is off the chain!

Silent Night (2012)

Ho Ho Horrible!

Scarface (1932)

A cut above the rest!

Meet The Robinsons (2007)

Meet your new favorite CG feature!

After Porn Ends (2010)

As far as documentaries go, this one is sex-ellent!

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

A fun movie watching experience, guaranteed!

Lincoln (2012)

It Daniel Day-Blew me away!

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

A decent movie that never rises up to Mr. Anderson's usual level of quality.

Argo (2012)

Iran to see it, and so should you.

Warrior Of The Lost World (1983)

Why in the World did I watch this?

Bernie (2011)

A terrific Black comedy!

Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World (2012)

Seek out a better movie.

The Raven (2012)

Quoth the raven, "What a bore."

Looper (2012)

Looper is sooper!

Dark Shadows (2012)

A mere shadow of a good movie.

The Man With The Iron Fists (2012)

A fistful of kung fu fun!

The Amityville Horror (2005)

The Amityville Borer.

The Civil War (1990)

A perfect union of facts and entertainment.

Seems Like Old Times (1980)

It'll have you bursting at the seems with laughter.

The Evictors (1979)

The Evictors is definitely worth a rental.

Baseball (1994)

Director Ken Burns hits a home run with this extensive, ambitious documentary.

Scarecrow (2002)

Scareblows!

Ghosts of Mars (2001)

Proof that it's time for John Carpenter to give up the ghost.

Duel (1971)

Even with his first feature, Spielberg showed a real creative drive!

The Great Happiness Space (2006)

You'll be Happy you watched it!

Parents (1989)

You can't choose your parents, but you should choose to watch a different movie.

Bugsy Malone (1976)

This prohibition throwback comedy is pure gangbusters!

Frankenweenie (2012)

    You're barking mad if you don't love it!

Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010)

    A visually stunning sci-fi homage that goes beyond anything you've seen before.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

    A real piece of Shat!

Dredd (2012)

    The verdict is in: an instant action classic!

The Loved Ones (2009)

    A fiendish gore-met full of thrills, chills, and drills!

Lovely Molly (2011)

Love at first fright!

Innocence of Muslims (2012)

This small cult classic is bound to make Allah of prophet.

Detention (2011)

Detention deserves attention!

The Raid: Redemption (2011)

GRaid A action!

The Moth Diaries (2011)

The Moth Diarrhea.

Romancing The Stone (1984)

Romancing The Stone really rocks!

Cropsey (2009)

This documentary is Crapsey.

Lawless (2012)

Lawless is Flawless!

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Gene-ius!

The Expendables 2 (2012)

A fun way to expend a couple hours!

Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

Sometimes it's a good movie.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011)

Lovers of food or documentaries will consider this a dream come true.

ParaNorman (2012)

Clay-mazing!

Hard Eight (1996)

Finding an indie crime flick better than this will be hard.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

Robert "Wowed Me" Jr.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

I Sher liked it!

The One Armed Executioner (1983)

One to watch!