Piranha (1978)

This movie kind of bites.

The Sleeper (2012)

Only watch if your main goal is to fall asleep.

Undercover Blues (1993)

Underrated Blues!

21 Jump Street (2012)

You should jump at the chance to see it!

The Darkest Hour (2011)

The Darkest Wower!

Johnny Dangerously (1984)

A Michael Keaton o' fun!

Dead Heat (1988)

Dead Heat is a real Treat.

Being Elmo (2011)

This thoughtful, charming documentary brought a puppeteer to my eye.

UHF (1989)

U will like it.

Roadkill (2011)

I'm talon you to go watch it.

Jack and Jill (2011)

Horse and Shit.

Dead and Breakfast (2004)

Eggcellent!

Like Crazy (2011)

I enjoyed it like crazy.

The Rum Diary (2011)

The Meh Diary.

Sand Serpents (2009)

Deserving of a sanding ovation.