Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Milla Whoa-vovich!

House at the End of the Street (2012)

No one's home in this bland horror thriller.

The Frighteners (1996)

Michael J. Rocks!

Pitch Perfect (2012)

Pitch Perfect hits all the right notes!

Gangster Squad (2013)

Simply gangbusters!

Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967)

Thoroughly entertaining!

The Apparition (2012)

The Crap-arition.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Simply Marvel-ous!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: Much Better Than Expected

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)

I wasn't too wild about it.

Premium Rush (2012)

Don't rush to see it.

The Boogens (1981)

Boo Thumbs Up!

Total Recall (2012)

Total Suck Balls.

Reel Injun (2009)

A reel good movie.

The Bourne Legacy (2012)

The Bourne Mediocrity.

Dead and Buried (1981)

One of the horror genre's buried treasures.

Queen of Versailles (2012)

A crowning achievement in documentary film making.