Rage (2014)

Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage.
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage.
Someone will say my career can never be saved.

They're right.

Monkey Shines (1988)

This horror flick is straight up bananas!

Brick Mansions (2014)

A solid crime flick filled with a-mason action!

Ouija (2014)

This overlong board game advertisement lacks scares and spirit.

Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013)

If you're ever tempted to watch this...just get away at all costs!

Ida (2013)

Ida recommend it!

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

A tangled web of crap.

47 Ronin (2013)

47 Whoa-nin!

Left Behind (2014)

Sweet Jesus, what a turd.