Farewell & Thanks! (2016)

It has been a good run on this blog, but I feel it is time to head into the wastelands and see what else is out there.  Who knows...perhaps I'll return to this one day.  But until then, if you've ever enjoyed this blog and gotten a laugh from it, then thank you very much!

This site has also been archived here, for the future generations: http://www.neumannreviews.decapitationstation.com/

Take care.

Orion: The Man Who Would Be King (2015)

The voice of Elvis still lives on in this fascinating documentary.

Into The Grizzly Maze (2015)

This star-studded horror flick is un-bear-able!

Sisters (2015)

Considering this duo's previous output, Sisters is a relative letdown.

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

Satisfy your inner urge by watching the second Purge!

The Purge (2013)

Indulge yourself with this surprisingly smart, tension-filled thriller.

Carol (2015)

It's easy to sing praise for Carol's terrific acting and fantastic production design.

Zootopia (2016)

An animated romp that is furr-ociously funny!  

Avalanche Sharks (2014)

Holy fuck this movie is shit.

The Peanuts Movie (2015)

Do yourself a favor and get down with Brown!

Spotlight (2015)

If you're looking for a quality journalistic drama, this one hits the spot!

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)

Though there are some entertaining sequences, the final Hunger Games is aimless and bloated.

Straight Outta Compton (2015)

NWA's biopic is a straight-up classic!

The Good Dinosaur (2015)

Pixar's latest effort is pretty good!

Creed (2015)

An in-creed-ible movie experience!

Steve Jobs (2015)

Danny Boyle's experimental biopic is a job well done.

Pee-wee's Big Holiday (2015)

The return of Pee-wee is a big surprise and a lot of fun.

We Are Still Here (2015)

I feel bad for you if you are still watching this after the 10 minute mark.

Diary of a Teenage Girl (2015)

Many viewers are bound to find this coming-of-age drama dear to their hearts.

The Equalizer (2014)

You will be hard-pressed to find an equal to this smart, stylistic action vehicle.

The Attack (2012)

This foreign drama is an overwhelming attack on all of your emotions.

Before We Go (2014)

Go ahead and give this Chris Evans helmed romance a watch.

Room (2015)

Clear some room in your schedule for this dramatic masterpiece.

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

The Last Witch Hunter is a fun romp, but unlikely to leave any lasting impressions.

The Visit (2015)

Take solace in the fact that, no matter what, you will never create anything as bad as The Visit.

The Witch (2015)

This dark, disturbing horror film is perfect in every witch way.

Jem and the Holgrams (2015)

An overly-complicated plot and lack of heart make this Jem truly, truly egregious.

The Green Inferno (2015)

Even though the gore is fun and well done, the thin characters and horrible plot cause The Green Inferno to go up in flames.

Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

This entertaining zombie flick wears its raunchiness as a badge of honor.

The Final Girls (2015)

The Final Word: Final Girls is a modern meta-horror masterpiece that is funny, original, and surprisingly moving.

Incendies (2010)

Don't miss this incendiary foreign drama.

Turbo Kid (2015)

A turbo-charged, nostalgia-filled romp!

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

I spy an entertaining action-thriller that is way better than it has any right to be!

Sicario (2015)

Sicari-whoa! This action-thriller is incredible.

The Look of Silence (2014)

You should look into watching this powerful documentary.

When Animals Dream (2014)

A horror fan's dream come true.

50 Shades of Grey (2015)

Watching this will bring you only pain, no pleasure.

Trainwreck (2015)

The hilarious cameos and bit parts aren't enough to keep this comedy on the right track.

Fantastic Four (2015)

Unfortunately, what could have been a decent superhero flick ends up being a Fantastic Bore.

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

Angry Video Game Turd.

Pan (2015)

Though it isn't without flaw, this whimsical adventure was panned too harshly.

American Ultra (2015)

I was ultra surprised at how much I enjoyed it.

Ridiculous 6 (2016)

Adam Sandler's soul must truly be dead.